There once was a brown dog named Fred. Fred did nothing but eat, sleep, and chase his ball around all day. His owner tried to force Fred to get involved in physical activity, but Fred refused. One day the owner decided that he would get Fred excited about exercising by finding Fred a friend who loved to exercise. So, Fred and his owner took a trip to the Humane Society.
When they arrived at the Humane Society, Fred's owner told him to walk around and meet all of the dogs he wanted, but that he couldn't leave there until he had picked a friend with whom he could exercise with. So, Fred slowly walked away from his owner, grumbling because he was certain that he was NOT going to be interested in exercising - no matter what!
A few steps down the hall, Fred noticed a very attractive poodle doing aerobic dance exercises. Fred's heart nearly stopped and he started daydreaming taking long walks with this poodle in the park. Then suddenly, Fred's own came and said it was time to go. Fred got to bring the poodle home, but unfortunately had a heart attack from too many walks in the park. The End.
When they arrived at the Humane Society, Fred's owner told him to walk around and meet all of the dogs he wanted, but that he couldn't leave there until he had picked a friend with whom he could exercise with. So, Fred slowly walked away from his owner, grumbling because he was certain that he was NOT going to be interested in exercising - no matter what!
A few steps down the hall, Fred noticed a very attractive poodle doing aerobic dance exercises. Fred's heart nearly stopped and he started daydreaming taking long walks with this poodle in the park. Then suddenly, Fred's own came and said it was time to go. Fred got to bring the poodle home, but unfortunately had a heart attack from too many walks in the park. The End.