It still rains outside. This has been going on now for four weeks. It makes me feel sad. I don't like the gloomy feeling I get when it's raining. I like the sunshine. It makes me feel good. Like kittens. But what is worse than the rain you ask? A soggy wet pitiful kitten.
I also like peanuts. They're pretty awesome. Peanuts and sunshine make the world go round. Also, peanuts cannot grow without sunshine--it's a wonderful cycle of radiation and protein that keeps me smiling! I don't; however, like almonds. Almonds are peanuts' evil sybling. Once I told this to my therapist while she was eating an Almond Joy. I remember the way she smiled sympathetically at me with the chocolate and coconut bits still stuck between her teeth. So...what was I saying about soggy kittens? Some people don't like getting their kittens soggy. I, on the other hand, think it's good for them to have a dip in the old pool-a-roo from time to time. I also tried explaining this to my therapist, but I don't think she gets me. Maybe the weather is clouding her ability to make good insights. I think I'm going to quit seeing her.
I also like peanuts. They're pretty awesome. Peanuts and sunshine make the world go round. Also, peanuts cannot grow without sunshine--it's a wonderful cycle of radiation and protein that keeps me smiling! I don't; however, like almonds. Almonds are peanuts' evil sybling. Once I told this to my therapist while she was eating an Almond Joy. I remember the way she smiled sympathetically at me with the chocolate and coconut bits still stuck between her teeth. So...what was I saying about soggy kittens? Some people don't like getting their kittens soggy. I, on the other hand, think it's good for them to have a dip in the old pool-a-roo from time to time. I also tried explaining this to my therapist, but I don't think she gets me. Maybe the weather is clouding her ability to make good insights. I think I'm going to quit seeing her.